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Saturday, January 31, 2009
Subject: 12 Stress Relievers - Jokes
haha. catch no balls ? then read it again !
kinda cold jokes. Enjoy !
Stress Reliever #1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you.
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can
there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: 'What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?'
Husband to wife: 'Golfing with friends, my dear.'
Wife to husband: 'What? At 2 am ?!'
Husband to wife: 'Yes, We used night clubs.'
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Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: 'let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'
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Stress Reliever # 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word 'beans'..
'My father grows beans,' said one student.
'My father cooks beans,' said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: 'We are all human beans.'
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Stress Reliever # 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: 'To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire to?'
Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.'
Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married
her?'
Millionaire: 'A Billionaire'
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Stress Reliever # 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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Stress Reliever # 9
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping
with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
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Stress Reliever # 10
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
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Stress Reliever # 11
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my
sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.
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Stress Reliever # 12
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having
your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
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lalala. i go visiting liao. tadaaa ! :) will blog soon again.
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haha. catch no balls ? then read it again !
kinda cold jokes. Enjoy !
Stress Reliever #1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you.
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can
there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: 'What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?'
Husband to wife: 'Golfing with friends, my dear.'
Wife to husband: 'What? At 2 am ?!'
Husband to wife: 'Yes, We used night clubs.'
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Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: 'let me see your report card.'
Son: 'My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.'
______________________________________________________________
Stress Reliever # 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word 'beans'..
'My father grows beans,' said one student.
'My father cooks beans,' said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: 'We are all human beans.'
______________________________________________________________
Stress Reliever # 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: 'To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire to?'
Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.'
Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married
her?'
Millionaire: 'A Billionaire'
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Stress Reliever # 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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Stress Reliever # 9
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping
with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
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Stress Reliever # 10
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.
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Stress Reliever # 11
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my
sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.
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Stress Reliever # 12
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having
your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
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lalala. i go visiting liao. tadaaa ! :) will blog soon again.
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Friday, January 30, 2009
IM SO DAMN LOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ~
fucking damn ass. fucking shit. fucking everything. cb cb cb cb cb !
IM SO ANGRY, DISAPPOINTED, TIRED AND WHATEVER ~ !
ask yourself, whats so nice being in a relationship ?
to be loved, to be taken care of, to have attention from that "partner"....
and so whatever ? then.. what if you dont feel loved, taken care of and
no attention ?
accused to like somebody is a serious situation after explaining trillion of times.
accused to like somebody is a serious situation after explaining trillion of times.
people with tinted hair, ARE AINT 100% GANGSTERS.
people with multiple ear holes, ARE AINT 100% GANGSTERS.
people with fucking attitudes, ARE AINT 100% GANGSTERS.
=.- !!
i swear that i wont allow myself to cry fucking ALONE now !
and fuck it, i seriously wanna grow shorter. walking in malls beside shorties,
make me feel like some idiotic giants. why other girls can be that short ?
make me feel like some idiotic giants. why other girls can be that short ?
i want it too !
watched "INK HEART" in the afternoon with him, amandis and weilun........
standing outside the golden village cinema, we were looking at the movie schedules.
standing outside the golden village cinema, we were looking at the movie schedules.
there stood dunno how many ppl under that 3 screens. when they turned, its a
natural reaction to look at them la. they were my school mates... like duh ?!
and he said that i looked at guys with tinted hairs and said that im soooo attracted
to them. i love to talk about my friends around me to him, so that he can at least
get a rough idea of whats happening in my life regarding my friends. and among
those school mates, was my bestfriend's ex. i used to talk about my bestfriend to
him like duh.. then he accused me that i liked him. what a big joke !
joke till i wanna kill someone. while waiting for the show, he play his PSP sooooooo
attentively. and just beside me, amandis was crying and weilun consoling her.
then me ? crying alone like a fucking loner. where is that "angel" i presumed?
then me ? crying alone like a fucking loner. where is that "angel" i presumed?
after so long, he began realised that i was crying then he came to comfort me.
isnt it too late ?
i was so sad that i didnt wanna open my mouth to say a single word to him.
but i talked to him after that la.. then went for meet the parents' session in school
for nearly 2 hours. reached home, still talking about that problem.. what the fook ?
for those fucking idiotic things you did today, i fucking turn your pet to look like mine!
too bad his fucking comp is condemned. fuck man...i really hope he sees this !!! D:
actually im in a very cooling mood now. :)
school is having so many fucking remedials starting from MONDAY ?!!!!
fuck man !!! =.=! everyday end school at 4.30pm. we are not robots duh !
study from 8am to 4.30pm, our brain will probably be dead by 1pm la !
no brains or what ? we are not for forcing man D: do mathematics for 1 hour alrdy
K.O by the next lesson alrdy. how can we put our 100% focus into studies for that
long hours ? madness ! dont have the mood to go for damn school liao.
I WANNA GROW SHORTER LA !
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Thursday, January 29, 2009
I SHOULD STOP CRACKING MY HEAD D:
keep cracking the head will get massive headache :(
AND, i agree that my rabbit cocoa IS CUTE !!! :D hahahaha !
anyway, wednesday; 3rd day of CNY.
went to dear's auntie's house; aka xiong's house. hahahaha. all speak thailand D:
some look sexy and pretty man ! *whistle!* den collected 2 ang baos from there.
hehe. then played blackjack as usual. this year's luck is a down down unlucky thing.
lose and lose :( ate steamboat for dinner then headed down to MingYue's [dear and
amandis's friend] house :D
took bus 88 there. mingyue's stomach getting larger. she says that baby will kick
her some times. thats pain la... her in-laws house is SUPER BEAUTIFUL !
haha. like designed to a superb house. they have kangaroo's skin, iguana skin, some
weird big jaws, shells, sword and antique telephone hanging on the walls of the house.
they have 2 dogs ! one is shih tzu and another is dunno what breed. but look like my
first dog i had in my life called "TOMMY" hahaha ! that shih tzu is damn plump la !
walk also lazy but when called for food, she would turn her head immediately D:
and her tongue is placed at one side of the mouth. heard that she had injured her
mouth since young so the tongue got a lil problem. so cute, thats the 1st time i see
a dog's tongue like that :D
left mingyue's house and headed to the roadside to flag a cab to home,we saw a dead
cat D: although i despise cats so much, i feel that its a pity that its dead along the
roadside. they should have 9 lives huh ?
feeling extremely lethargic for these few days due to the lack of sleep :(
come on, replenish it ! replenish it !
ala, no interesting pictures to post today.
will capture one real soon !
3 beloved humans birthday is coming so SOON in the month of Feb D:
gotta budget my outings and get presents SOON ! :'( hahaha.
p.s ; im waiting for my prince charming to come down to bedok to eat KFC with me !
and, YES AH !!! gotta play pool later on at safraaaaa !
ok, im going to chit chat with my MR cocoa ! byeeeee peepoS !
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keep cracking the head will get massive headache :(
AND, i agree that my rabbit cocoa IS CUTE !!! :D hahahaha !
anyway, wednesday; 3rd day of CNY.
went to dear's auntie's house; aka xiong's house. hahahaha. all speak thailand D:
some look sexy and pretty man ! *whistle!* den collected 2 ang baos from there.
hehe. then played blackjack as usual. this year's luck is a down down unlucky thing.
lose and lose :( ate steamboat for dinner then headed down to MingYue's [dear and
amandis's friend] house :D
took bus 88 there. mingyue's stomach getting larger. she says that baby will kick
her some times. thats pain la... her in-laws house is SUPER BEAUTIFUL !
haha. like designed to a superb house. they have kangaroo's skin, iguana skin, some
weird big jaws, shells, sword and antique telephone hanging on the walls of the house.
they have 2 dogs ! one is shih tzu and another is dunno what breed. but look like my
first dog i had in my life called "TOMMY" hahaha ! that shih tzu is damn plump la !
walk also lazy but when called for food, she would turn her head immediately D:
and her tongue is placed at one side of the mouth. heard that she had injured her
mouth since young so the tongue got a lil problem. so cute, thats the 1st time i see
a dog's tongue like that :D
left mingyue's house and headed to the roadside to flag a cab to home,we saw a dead
cat D: although i despise cats so much, i feel that its a pity that its dead along the
roadside. they should have 9 lives huh ?
feeling extremely lethargic for these few days due to the lack of sleep :(
come on, replenish it ! replenish it !
ala, no interesting pictures to post today.
will capture one real soon !
3 beloved humans birthday is coming so SOON in the month of Feb D:
gotta budget my outings and get presents SOON ! :'( hahaha.
p.s ; im waiting for my prince charming to come down to bedok to eat KFC with me !
and, YES AH !!! gotta play pool later on at safraaaaa !
ok, im going to chit chat with my MR cocoa ! byeeeee peepoS !
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
CONTINUATION for the 2nd day CNY>
this cocoa, is so busy looking for food even on the dining table. @.@ ! fat ass !
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went to 3rd uncle house to visit. gambled my day.. but lost 7bucks D:
lols.... SAD.. then my aunt say "year of the ox, fat people are more luckier"
LOL it might be true cause she's plump and she won alot @.@ !!! LOL !
ala.... didnt meet baby today. tmr must go his house visit le. :) take ang
bao !! HAHAHA ! =x
SIAN leh... tmr got school. so damn boring laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
like what the... 2 days of public holidays where got enuf ? meow !!!
wednesday.... got 3 periods of POA. wah headache :(
gotta go sleep soon. later got massive head damage ! D:
its ok ! tomorrow, i'll receive my salary for last week. YEEEEPI !!! :D
money money come to mama. so far, ang bao received isnt that much D:
hahahaha. but its ok :) cause saturday i can collect more too =x
this is my mother and brother in the 1st day of visiting.
doesnt my bro look like some traditional thingy ? @.@ thanks to my mom's taste =x
this cocoa, is so busy looking for food even on the dining table. @.@ ! fat ass !HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO ALL HUMANS WHO READ MY BLOG.
if you are not a human, no happy new year to you D:
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CHINESE NEW YEAR ?
eve, ate dinner together with my family. its not the expected steamboat :(
haha. but fun thou.. :)
1st day, got ang baos from relatives including my parents. ate super delicious
nonya delights from my 2nd uncle's house. felt so bliss to be able to eat those
delicious food which other child claims to be a nonya, didnt have that privilege
to try it :D felt so lucky. then headed home.. to SLEEP D: whole day was dead la...
then woke up at 5 to meet baby and his siblings at 6 :) went to baby's auntie
house at sengkang. collect 1 angbao :D they are so generous. anyway, there were
2 rabbits ! so FAT and CHUBBY ~ they were like on top of each other doing that
thing !!! @.@ went to mac to eat dinner with baby at 12 midnight D:
haha then reached home lor.
2nd day, im stucked at home !! :'( decided to go to baby's house de lor......
then suddenly he told me that his mother haven wake up. then i declined my
dad's transport to 3rd uncle's house at pasir ris lor :( then now i have to travel
to pasir ris ALONE !!! :( SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD. day number 2 RUINED !
im feeling so lonely now.
nevermind ! i go uncle house to GAMBLE. hahahah ! byeeee.
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eve, ate dinner together with my family. its not the expected steamboat :(
haha. but fun thou.. :)
1st day, got ang baos from relatives including my parents. ate super delicious
nonya delights from my 2nd uncle's house. felt so bliss to be able to eat those
delicious food which other child claims to be a nonya, didnt have that privilege
to try it :D felt so lucky. then headed home.. to SLEEP D: whole day was dead la...
then woke up at 5 to meet baby and his siblings at 6 :) went to baby's auntie
house at sengkang. collect 1 angbao :D they are so generous. anyway, there were
2 rabbits ! so FAT and CHUBBY ~ they were like on top of each other doing that
thing !!! @.@ went to mac to eat dinner with baby at 12 midnight D:
haha then reached home lor.
2nd day, im stucked at home !! :'( decided to go to baby's house de lor......
then suddenly he told me that his mother haven wake up. then i declined my
dad's transport to 3rd uncle's house at pasir ris lor :( then now i have to travel
to pasir ris ALONE !!! :( SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD. day number 2 RUINED !
im feeling so lonely now.
nevermind ! i go uncle house to GAMBLE. hahahah ! byeeee.
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Sunday, January 25, 2009
HAPPY CNY TO ALL ~ !!
i can see ang bao coming to me in a few hours time :D
wooo ! :)
i love my rabbit, cocoa. cause he scratched my hands and body D:
i love my boyf, peter. cause he attitude me and make me jealous D:
LOL LOL LOL LOL. lame xD
happy chinese new year to all humans in my blog. :)
why am i so tall? i wish to grow shorter :(
jealous, irritated, envious and sad. beautiful mask :)
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i can see ang bao coming to me in a few hours time :D
wooo ! :)
i love my rabbit, cocoa. cause he scratched my hands and body D:
i love my boyf, peter. cause he attitude me and make me jealous D:
LOL LOL LOL LOL. lame xD
happy chinese new year to all humans in my blog. :)
why am i so tall? i wish to grow shorter :(
jealous, irritated, envious and sad. beautiful mask :)
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Saturday, January 24, 2009
22nd jan.thursday.
1year and 6months anni :) !
haha. unfortunately that fucking menses came on that lovely day....
which made me CRAMPING and aching nonstop in class. fuck you menses ! D:
went to appeal for art O lvl from VP... she fucking look down on ppl la. asshole.
dont even wanna give others a chance to prove themselves. what a fucking
vice principal... good for nothing seh.. so what if i can or not.. its my choice to
take or to drop any subject la. they only scared i fail den affect the school's
reputation man. unreasonable old hag ! hate you hag ! D:
dear came to meet me for lunch.... wanted to eat sambal stingrey BUT the
shop is closed. felt utterly pek chek !!!! @.@ everything went against me ! D:
hate it so much.. then we went to tampines to watch "LOVE MATTERS"
hahaha. its funny duh :) thanks baby ! then went home we joke joke.
man.... for this 1 year odd... i began to realise that im crazily in love with the
joking you, baby. joke more la idiot D: !!
23jan. friday.
went to school as usual..those fucking strawberry jams produced by menses,
fuck big time !!!!! damn asss D: well, had chinese new year celebration in school.
LOL. teachers making fun and all.. made me laugh till my stomach cramp.
then rushed home to take a bath then head down to work at SNP :)
fun fun. haha. night time most funniest. the old lady infront of me so cute..
she said this in chinese, "we celebrate CNY, later camera see den run and catch
us"... camera run and catch us. cute sia. lols.. :D
im missing my piggy boy :)
24jan. saturday.
im eating chicken rice now ! AND I FED MY MOM :D hehehehehehehehehehe.
happy la... this is..... more than decades since i last fed her. :(
well, later will be going to bugis, i guess.
tadaaa !
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1year and 6months anni :) !
haha. unfortunately that fucking menses came on that lovely day....
which made me CRAMPING and aching nonstop in class. fuck you menses ! D:
went to appeal for art O lvl from VP... she fucking look down on ppl la. asshole.
dont even wanna give others a chance to prove themselves. what a fucking
vice principal... good for nothing seh.. so what if i can or not.. its my choice to
take or to drop any subject la. they only scared i fail den affect the school's
reputation man. unreasonable old hag ! hate you hag ! D:
dear came to meet me for lunch.... wanted to eat sambal stingrey BUT the
shop is closed. felt utterly pek chek !!!! @.@ everything went against me ! D:
hate it so much.. then we went to tampines to watch "LOVE MATTERS"
hahaha. its funny duh :) thanks baby ! then went home we joke joke.
man.... for this 1 year odd... i began to realise that im crazily in love with the
joking you, baby. joke more la idiot D: !!
23jan. friday.
went to school as usual..those fucking strawberry jams produced by menses,
fuck big time !!!!! damn asss D: well, had chinese new year celebration in school.
LOL. teachers making fun and all.. made me laugh till my stomach cramp.
then rushed home to take a bath then head down to work at SNP :)
fun fun. haha. night time most funniest. the old lady infront of me so cute..
she said this in chinese, "we celebrate CNY, later camera see den run and catch
us"... camera run and catch us. cute sia. lols.. :D
im missing my piggy boy :)
24jan. saturday.
im eating chicken rice now ! AND I FED MY MOM :D hehehehehehehehehehe.
happy la... this is..... more than decades since i last fed her. :(
well, later will be going to bugis, i guess.
tadaaa !
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009
back for blogging !
first of all, i wanna wish GRACE a happy birthday !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GRACECHEWYIXIN !!! :)
well, althou we had lots of arguements in the past, its a brand new year !
and of course she wanted improve herself too. happy birthday girl ! old liao. HAHA =x
anyway, i heard a story of my little hamster and rabbit fighting eh !
MR cocoa got too hungry that he jumped into MR hammy's big fish tank to eat his food ?
like what the.... ? haha MR hammy kicked MR cocoa twice.. but MR cocoa was too busy
attracted to his food, that he cant be bothered with MR hammy !!! cute sia.. damn...
i couldnt see that scenerio man ! what a waste..
but i wonder how cocoa finds that sunflower seed tasty or not. @.@ !
my MR hammy. male duh. by 14feb, he's gonna be 1 year and 5 months. this dude is
getting older :( he's a very brave hamster which i admired. he got this male pal friend.
but that bloody idiot bite him for plenty of times.. he suffered from bloody wounds at
his back. but never the less, he's still caring for that bastard who bite him. anyway,
that bastard is GONE, given away. HAHA bye bastard :D MR hammy, please live long ! :)
my MR cocoa. still young. dont have to mention bout his age.. CAUSE I DUNNO ! hahaha.
monday; 19/1/o9.
haha mother tongue lesson. got too enthu-ed that i took a picture of my MT teacher.
MR Goh. dont he look like the SMRT man ? hehe :)
his chinese so chim la. cant really understand sometime. LOLS. crack my brains !
first of all, i wanna wish GRACE a happy birthday !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GRACECHEWYIXIN !!! :)
well, althou we had lots of arguements in the past, its a brand new year !
and of course she wanted improve herself too. happy birthday girl ! old liao. HAHA =x
anyway, i heard a story of my little hamster and rabbit fighting eh !
MR cocoa got too hungry that he jumped into MR hammy's big fish tank to eat his food ?
like what the.... ? haha MR hammy kicked MR cocoa twice.. but MR cocoa was too busy
attracted to his food, that he cant be bothered with MR hammy !!! cute sia.. damn...
i couldnt see that scenerio man ! what a waste..
but i wonder how cocoa finds that sunflower seed tasty or not. @.@ !
my MR hammy. male duh. by 14feb, he's gonna be 1 year and 5 months. this dude is
getting older :( he's a very brave hamster which i admired. he got this male pal friend.
but that bloody idiot bite him for plenty of times.. he suffered from bloody wounds at
his back. but never the less, he's still caring for that bastard who bite him. anyway,
that bastard is GONE, given away. HAHA bye bastard :D MR hammy, please live long ! :)
my MR cocoa. still young. dont have to mention bout his age.. CAUSE I DUNNO ! hahaha.monday; 19/1/o9.haha mother tongue lesson. got too enthu-ed that i took a picture of my MT teacher.
MR Goh. dont he look like the SMRT man ? hehe :)
his chinese so chim la. cant really understand sometime. LOLS. crack my brains !
baby pei-ed me to katong to get a new set of uniform blouse. hahaha !
he fucking idiot ! play psp game then lost the game then go give me black face.
bloooooody neh neh pok ! i miss you la ! :D
twin created a paper care bear girlf for my care bear. LOL ! she muz be too bored eh !
tuesday; 20/1/o9.
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tuesday; 20/1/o9.BORING duh ! went home to SLEEP !!!!! D: hehe.
anyway, i might be playing for syf this year. SO... PAULINE SEE ! please play with me ! :)
i wanna get art for O lvl :( i heard that can ask principal for that subject. jinhuiGAY had
gotten his O lvl art topic already, and i've looked at it ! i wanna do it ! :)
shall get my parents to write a letter for approval :)
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Saturday, January 17, 2009
baby went to my house ytd ! after school :D
sorry baby, it might be boring for you. but dont wry, my daddy is always in that
kinda face. no offense ! LOL ! bored face of his =x
well, went shopping with baby for spectacles ! feeling so satisfied with the new spec
im waiting for.. which costs only $68. den baby bought his specs for $113 =x !! haha.
well, i can say that when baby wears a spec, he looks fucking smart. lol ! like some
business man. hehe :D happy happy.
cant wait for my payday !! :D
well, didnt get to meet baobei rachel at the saloon she's working in !! D:
cause she was off ytd :(
haha. lazy to post pictures today. bcuz im extremely bored and tired !! D:
woke up at 8.30am in the morning then went for BAND ! :( but there isnt any
instrument for me to play with ! so i totally wasted my whole morning attending
band. anyway, get to see my junior... so its alright. played PSP for the whole
entire 4 hours. till 1pm.. then i went home. currently waiting for jiaen's msg to
go out of this sleepy mode. haha !
im addicted to.... dynasty warrior 2 in PSP ! :D
i miss my super boyf :)
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sorry baby, it might be boring for you. but dont wry, my daddy is always in that
kinda face. no offense ! LOL ! bored face of his =x
well, went shopping with baby for spectacles ! feeling so satisfied with the new spec
im waiting for.. which costs only $68. den baby bought his specs for $113 =x !! haha.
well, i can say that when baby wears a spec, he looks fucking smart. lol ! like some
business man. hehe :D happy happy.
cant wait for my payday !! :D
well, didnt get to meet baobei rachel at the saloon she's working in !! D:
cause she was off ytd :(
haha. lazy to post pictures today. bcuz im extremely bored and tired !! D:
woke up at 8.30am in the morning then went for BAND ! :( but there isnt any
instrument for me to play with ! so i totally wasted my whole morning attending
band. anyway, get to see my junior... so its alright. played PSP for the whole
entire 4 hours. till 1pm.. then i went home. currently waiting for jiaen's msg to
go out of this sleepy mode. haha !
im addicted to.... dynasty warrior 2 in PSP ! :D
i miss my super boyf :)
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
back for blogging :)
monday; 12 jan.
haha. bored school day.
late for humanities lesson and got punished by standing in class. LOL !!! anyway,
i caused twinneh to get scolded in class =x !!! haha ! i was the one who laughed non-stop
but she was told to get separated from me bcuz she was nosiy. HAHAHA =x
i love you twinny. lols.
after that damn school, a disgusting boy called "wilson" in sec one, scolded me like
fuck and for nothing ? LOL i find myself soooo dumb la. i stood there and stunt !
although i knew him long ago la ! but i fuckingly stand there for nothing. LOL !
like what the hell ? anyway, tracked him ! bastard idiot boy. its ok to get scolded in the
first place, cause im gonna take my revenge soon :DDDDDD MUAHAHAHA !
bi ask me not to take initiative with this kinda childish ppl D: LOL !
but he offered to help anyway, but no way. i wanna scold him myself :D
hoho ! so happy yesterday after school. met my boy under my block, then went to
ate KFC ! and saw twinneh :) O lvl's was out yesterday, i hope friends of mine who
did their Os score with flying colours :)
after KFC, we went to tampiness G2000! haha. baby went for shopping spree ytd
after getting his pay D: ! lols. he was so damn cute in the changing room la ! D:
after testing the shirt which his interested in, he showed it to me. but after that,
with the door open, he took off the shirt and change back to his original dressing.
then i was like " huh ? wad you doing? never close door la ! " then dear "opps !!"
LOL ! so damn ke ai. then after that, we headed to buy movie tickets of "ONG BAK2"
and then i dear pei-ed me get bra. LOL kinda awkward !!!!!!!! but baby bought me
a sleeveless top which got a zip and a hoodie !!! :D so loving it. but sorry dear, ytd
waste alot of your money :(
to me, the movie "ONG BAK2" is not bad ! but dear said that its kinda boring D: !
hahahaha ! :D but still happy that i got something ytd ! :D
tuesday, 13jan.
blablabla. school was as usual, BORING ! hahaha.
got late for humanities class AGAIN with twin. HAHAHAHA !
well, today twinny is SAFE from super naggingS :D congrats baby ! hahaha !
lalalala. im waiting for baby to msg me D: he went to this job training !
i miss you baby :D you are so breast !
pictures of my ahboy :D
he's guarding hamster's house. lols.
he wanna be a human ! but i think he didnt notice that he's sitting at a wrong direction ?
hahaha !
ah girl, cheerup :D you are my strong girl. no matter what, dont let anything put you
down ! i will support you :) be happy, go lucky !
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monday; 12 jan.
haha. bored school day.
late for humanities lesson and got punished by standing in class. LOL !!! anyway,
i caused twinneh to get scolded in class =x !!! haha ! i was the one who laughed non-stop
but she was told to get separated from me bcuz she was nosiy. HAHAHA =x
i love you twinny. lols.
after that damn school, a disgusting boy called "wilson" in sec one, scolded me like
fuck and for nothing ? LOL i find myself soooo dumb la. i stood there and stunt !
although i knew him long ago la ! but i fuckingly stand there for nothing. LOL !
like what the hell ? anyway, tracked him ! bastard idiot boy. its ok to get scolded in the
first place, cause im gonna take my revenge soon :DDDDDD MUAHAHAHA !
bi ask me not to take initiative with this kinda childish ppl D: LOL !
but he offered to help anyway, but no way. i wanna scold him myself :D
hoho ! so happy yesterday after school. met my boy under my block, then went to
ate KFC ! and saw twinneh :) O lvl's was out yesterday, i hope friends of mine who
did their Os score with flying colours :)
after KFC, we went to tampiness G2000! haha. baby went for shopping spree ytd
after getting his pay D: ! lols. he was so damn cute in the changing room la ! D:
after testing the shirt which his interested in, he showed it to me. but after that,
with the door open, he took off the shirt and change back to his original dressing.
then i was like " huh ? wad you doing? never close door la ! " then dear "opps !!"
LOL ! so damn ke ai. then after that, we headed to buy movie tickets of "ONG BAK2"
and then i dear pei-ed me get bra. LOL kinda awkward !!!!!!!! but baby bought me
a sleeveless top which got a zip and a hoodie !!! :D so loving it. but sorry dear, ytd
waste alot of your money :(
to me, the movie "ONG BAK2" is not bad ! but dear said that its kinda boring D: !
hahahaha ! :D but still happy that i got something ytd ! :D
tuesday, 13jan.
blablabla. school was as usual, BORING ! hahaha.
got late for humanities class AGAIN with twin. HAHAHAHA !
well, today twinny is SAFE from super naggingS :D congrats baby ! hahaha !
lalalala. im waiting for baby to msg me D: he went to this job training !
i miss you baby :D you are so breast !
pictures of my ahboy :D
he's guarding hamster's house. lols.
he wanna be a human ! but i think he didnt notice that he's sitting at a wrong direction ?
hahaha !
kelly services ! please call me tmr ! CAUSE IM SOOO FREEEE :D
ah girl, cheerup :D you are my strong girl. no matter what, dont let anything put you
down ! i will support you :) be happy, go lucky !
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Saturday, January 10, 2009
AKLTG !!!
for the past few days, im extremely busy. singaporeans are busy people. LOLS.
attended adam khoo's workshop for 3 long days ! spent 13 hours in school each
day! so damn tired cause i have to meet boyf after that course :D but its OK ! haha.
was so damn inspired by that workshop. 3 coaches: leroy, benjamin and jeff.
leroy is the best out of the best. hahaha ! anyway, i will learn to treasure my family
as much as possible. no more shouting at my mom :)
i noticed that im getting more mature after that course. lols. now, im telling my
boyf on what to do and what not to. LOL ! tsk tsk tsk. i can be his teacher by now.
lols !
and, there's some things in life i desired but i dont have to get them in instant.
like laptop, branded stuffs, whatever else.. blablabla. next time got money den say. D:
i dont wanna do the jobs i hate ! :D i wanna be an eagle and not a sheep in life ! :D
blablabla, i wanna take up psychology in poly or any private institute, then i wanna
be a school counsellor in any school to lead those dumby kids ! :D
xiangxiang ! LEARN HOW TO GIVE IN, and CALM DOWN. hahahahahahaha !
thats what i do in school when i saw any "bitches" in my dictionary.
thursday&friday; 8&9 Jan.
went for work in "maple tree logistics" hahaha ! well, i dint kno that i was not
a permanent staff. then i went down on thursday when they dont need extra
staffs. hahaha. LUCKILY, the boss didnt mind me working as an extra staff.
then on friday, i received a msg on asking me to work on that day. i was soooo
HAHA ! so i went to work. think about the money ! :D im so happy.
but on the other hand, i pang seh-ed dear :( we planned to meet on friday, but
because of that job, he's alone... im sorry. :(
well, this is what i took of... the little red riding hood in my class. remember my
top topic in last year about this irritating teacher? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
typo error, i think it should be... huge riding hood :)
anyway, was awaken by ms. clarissa lim this morning =.- !
i had work last night and was extremely tired la. @.@ call me in the afternoon nxt time.
LOL..
sorry ah ! i really have to mood for band now, no matter what you say, just take away
my CCA points :) cause without the right conductor, there's no point of me being in a
band which was leaded by some unknown person. thanks :)
TO: cocoa !
sorry ahboy. i nowadays very busy, cannot accompany you, but i definately miss you
too BABY :D
as if he knows how to read my blog :(
anyway, weird position eh ?
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for the past few days, im extremely busy. singaporeans are busy people. LOLS.
attended adam khoo's workshop for 3 long days ! spent 13 hours in school each
day! so damn tired cause i have to meet boyf after that course :D but its OK ! haha.
was so damn inspired by that workshop. 3 coaches: leroy, benjamin and jeff.
leroy is the best out of the best. hahaha ! anyway, i will learn to treasure my family
as much as possible. no more shouting at my mom :)
i noticed that im getting more mature after that course. lols. now, im telling my
boyf on what to do and what not to. LOL ! tsk tsk tsk. i can be his teacher by now.
lols !
and, there's some things in life i desired but i dont have to get them in instant.
like laptop, branded stuffs, whatever else.. blablabla. next time got money den say. D:
i dont wanna do the jobs i hate ! :D i wanna be an eagle and not a sheep in life ! :D
blablabla, i wanna take up psychology in poly or any private institute, then i wanna
be a school counsellor in any school to lead those dumby kids ! :D
xiangxiang ! LEARN HOW TO GIVE IN, and CALM DOWN. hahahahahahaha !
thats what i do in school when i saw any "bitches" in my dictionary.
thursday&friday; 8&9 Jan.
went for work in "maple tree logistics" hahaha ! well, i dint kno that i was not
a permanent staff. then i went down on thursday when they dont need extra
staffs. hahaha. LUCKILY, the boss didnt mind me working as an extra staff.
then on friday, i received a msg on asking me to work on that day. i was soooo
HAHA ! so i went to work. think about the money ! :D im so happy.
but on the other hand, i pang seh-ed dear :( we planned to meet on friday, but
because of that job, he's alone... im sorry. :(
well, this is what i took of... the little red riding hood in my class. remember my
top topic in last year about this irritating teacher? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
typo error, i think it should be... huge riding hood :)
anyway, was awaken by ms. clarissa lim this morning =.- !
i had work last night and was extremely tired la. @.@ call me in the afternoon nxt time.
LOL..
sorry ah ! i really have to mood for band now, no matter what you say, just take away
my CCA points :) cause without the right conductor, there's no point of me being in a
band which was leaded by some unknown person. thanks :)
TO: cocoa !
sorry ahboy. i nowadays very busy, cannot accompany you, but i definately miss you
too BABY :D
as if he knows how to read my blog :(
anyway, weird position eh ?
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Sunday, January 4, 2009
HOHO. today went to pasir ris downtown east to watch movie with dear.
watched "IP man" hahaha. cool man the punching. kinda proud of that old
man who is soooooooo manly and respectful. :D ! cool man !
next i wanna watch is the... tony jaa's movie.. "ong bak2" :D HEHEHEHE !
i hope i didnt spell his name wrongly huh..
anyway, after 1 year and 6 months, its the first time seeing dear taking off
his shoes to adjust his socks in a bus ! , you know how surprise it is ?. VERY !
BABY im feeling so honoured that you did that... AT LAST. hahahahahaha !
bcuz he's toooooo "talking about face" most of the time.. hehe !
argh ! BORING bout school tomorrow. DAMN. anyway, gonna have workshop
tomorrow. hehehe. lalalaa. damn it ending at 9pm D: !!! staying in school for so
long is a nightmare. HAHA !
im gonna miss you baby ! :D
11.21PM ¶ 11:19 PM 0 Comments
watched "IP man" hahaha. cool man the punching. kinda proud of that old
man who is soooooooo manly and respectful. :D ! cool man !
next i wanna watch is the... tony jaa's movie.. "ong bak2" :D HEHEHEHE !
i hope i didnt spell his name wrongly huh..
anyway, after 1 year and 6 months, its the first time seeing dear taking off
his shoes to adjust his socks in a bus ! , you know how surprise it is ?. VERY !
BABY im feeling so honoured that you did that... AT LAST. hahahahahaha !
bcuz he's toooooo "talking about face" most of the time.. hehe !
argh ! BORING bout school tomorrow. DAMN. anyway, gonna have workshop
tomorrow. hehehe. lalalaa. damn it ending at 9pm D: !!! staying in school for so
long is a nightmare. HAHA !
im gonna miss you baby ! :D
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Saturday, January 3, 2009
31december wednesday.
went to tampines to meet dear. went to downtown east with dear, amandis, weilun,
gillian and hakim. ate subway ! :D then we watched the movie "BEDTIME STORIES" :D !
its funny and worth to watch ! :D !! then we went to the arcade to play.. saw ppl whom
i know in the arcade :) had fun in the arcade duh !! :D then the rest of the groups came
to downtown too. haha so many ppl. AND, one boy gave me monkey chain which they
catched in orchard area. HAHAHAHA thanks baby too, for asking me ask. hehe !
the monkey is sooooo kawaiii... HAHA,
here's my handsome chick !
D MARQUEE`in downtown east. hope i dint spell it wrongly. lols. super loud volume :D !
The monkey for FREEEEEE ~! looks like a rocking monkey. haha.
spent my new year playing pool in safra tampines. not a bad idea to spend my holiday
ya ! :D woohoo ! blablabla.. then went to the huge "giant" at old tampines road as baby
wanted to find some equipments for building muscles. then headed home after that.
blablabla ~
friday, 2nd jan.
school is AMAZINGLY BORING ~
BORING BORING BORING.
as expected, my class will be a super out-numbered class. D: and thats for real.
ok... co form teacher is my damn history tcher for last year. i've been complaining bout
her for the whole last year in my blog :) AND its a kinda doomsYEAR man ! =.- !!!!!!!!!
well, its all so racist :) form teacher is indian uh ! both fucking teachers only talks to
malays in the class. SO LEFT OUT. what the fuck is this class going to be in the future
man.anyway, i've been "tsk" at by a CHINA girl in class. LOL!!! i dont know her name,
and i dont wanna know her name. LOL ! so lame. i've kept wondering, are all of them the
same breed or what. HAHA ! cause i haven found any china person, DIFFERENT.
kinda dont feel like attending school @.@...
anyway, what a boring school day....
the stall "zhen zhen cooked food" tried to kill me by cooking a staple lead for me ! :D
this is what i found in my mouth. HAHHAHAHAA ! what the fook ?
anyway, went to work after school at 3+. FIRST day ! :D its boring but easy money :D !
sit down... tap card... wait for green light... then change card ! :DDDDDDD !
im touching everyone's new E-Z LINK card. hahaha. orange front and blue back.
dinner time is only 30 mins. D: but can sms through out the work, but have to be
attentive for the green light :) just like that. haha. wooo :D
*thanks amandis and weilun for accompanying me and promoting this job for me :)
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went to tampines to meet dear. went to downtown east with dear, amandis, weilun,
gillian and hakim. ate subway ! :D then we watched the movie "BEDTIME STORIES" :D !
its funny and worth to watch ! :D !! then we went to the arcade to play.. saw ppl whom
i know in the arcade :) had fun in the arcade duh !! :D then the rest of the groups came
to downtown too. haha so many ppl. AND, one boy gave me monkey chain which they
catched in orchard area. HAHAHAHA thanks baby too, for asking me ask. hehe !
the monkey is sooooo kawaiii... HAHA,
here's my handsome chick !
D MARQUEE`in downtown east. hope i dint spell it wrongly. lols. super loud volume :D !The monkey for FREEEEEE ~! looks like a rocking monkey. haha.
1st january 2009. thursday.
i saw this !... i thought that it was an insect. but dear said that it is a spider
which lost 2 legs. its a lynx spider? haha. cool uh !
after sharing what i've discovered, dad killed it. =.- ! sorry ah spider ! @.@
spent my new year playing pool in safra tampines. not a bad idea to spend my holiday
ya ! :D woohoo ! blablabla.. then went to the huge "giant" at old tampines road as baby
wanted to find some equipments for building muscles. then headed home after that.
blablabla ~
friday, 2nd jan.
school is AMAZINGLY BORING ~
BORING BORING BORING.
as expected, my class will be a super out-numbered class. D: and thats for real.
ok... co form teacher is my damn history tcher for last year. i've been complaining bout
her for the whole last year in my blog :) AND its a kinda doomsYEAR man ! =.- !!!!!!!!!
well, its all so racist :) form teacher is indian uh ! both fucking teachers only talks to
malays in the class. SO LEFT OUT. what the fuck is this class going to be in the future
man.anyway, i've been "tsk" at by a CHINA girl in class. LOL!!! i dont know her name,
and i dont wanna know her name. LOL ! so lame. i've kept wondering, are all of them the
same breed or what. HAHA ! cause i haven found any china person, DIFFERENT.
kinda dont feel like attending school @.@...
anyway, what a boring school day....
the stall "zhen zhen cooked food" tried to kill me by cooking a staple lead for me ! :D
this is what i found in my mouth. HAHHAHAHAA ! what the fook ?
anyway, went to work after school at 3+. FIRST day ! :D its boring but easy money :D !
sit down... tap card... wait for green light... then change card ! :DDDDDDD !
im touching everyone's new E-Z LINK card. hahaha. orange front and blue back.
dinner time is only 30 mins. D: but can sms through out the work, but have to be
attentive for the green light :) just like that. haha. wooo :D
*thanks amandis and weilun for accompanying me and promoting this job for me :)
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